perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

In my feelings 😤. Rawr.

the-fand0m-games:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

omg

drunkdilf:

bread is so good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

(Source: cyberho)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck